{"id":1043,"date":"2005-12-17T20:44:19","date_gmt":"2005-12-18T02:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2008-07-16T20:33:51","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T01:33:51","slug":"operation-replacement-shredder-foiled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"Operation replacement shredder foiled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned the hard way that our shredder doesn&#8217;t handle credit cards. I guess the 5-sheet maximum should have been my first clue. Nonetheless, I thought I had broken it the other day after a credit card got stuck in it. Secretly I was happy because I hate that thing and want to get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.staples.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&#038;catalogId=10051&#038;langId=-1&#038;productId=132167&#038;cmArea=SEARCH\">this one<\/a> instead, but Joe managed to pry free the credit card pieces wrapped around the blades and it&#8217;s working once again, although I guess it needs to be oiled because it screeches sometimes. I suppose it&#8217;s good we don&#8217;t need to spend $120 on a new shredder, but the one I want is so slick, I must have it. Hmmm &#8230; I wonder what would happen if I tried shredding a cd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned the hard way that our shredder doesn&#8217;t handle credit cards. I guess the 5-sheet maximum should have been my first clue. Nonetheless, I thought I had broken it the other day after a credit card got stuck in it. Secretly I was happy because I hate that thing and want to get this one instead, but Joe managed to pry free the credit card pieces wrapped around the blades and it&#8217;s working once again, although I guess it needs to be oiled because it screeches sometimes. I suppose it&#8217;s good we don&#8217;t need to spend $120 on a new shredder, but the one I want is so slick, I must have it. Hmmm &#8230; I wonder what would happen if I tried shredding a cd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}