{"id":109,"date":"2003-05-11T00:31:46","date_gmt":"2003-05-11T07:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=109"},"modified":"2008-07-11T21:07:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T02:07:13","slug":"tornado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Tornado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing more unnerving than hearing newscasters advise to take cover while suddenly the neighborhood emergency sirens start to sound. Luckily no tornado touched down by us, but I&#8217;d be lying if I said I wasn&#8217;t scared sitting in my bathroom, wishing we had a basement.<\/p>\n<p>I take back what I said about Mother Nature. She is not a whore. She is a lovely entity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing more unnerving than hearing newscasters advise to take cover while suddenly the neighborhood emergency sirens start to sound. Luckily no tornado touched down by us, but I&#8217;d be lying if I said I wasn&#8217;t scared sitting in my bathroom, wishing we had a basement. I take back what I said about Mother Nature. She is not a whore. She is a lovely entity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}