{"id":1109,"date":"2006-03-16T19:50:54","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T01:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2008-07-17T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T23:20:00","slug":"massage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1109","title":{"rendered":"Massage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My employer invited a company to our office that offered 15-minute massages today for $13.50. Since I&#8217;ve never had a professional massage before (yes, you&#8217;re not the only one who was shocked to learn that), I decided to give it a try. The masseuse had this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/halo969\/113525012\/\">funky chair<\/a> that I sat (kneeled on?) while she gave my neck and shoulders a beating. It was painful! Does that mean I&#8217;m too tense, or she sucked? Don&#8217;t know. I enjoyed the lower back rub, as well as her massaging my hands, but my neck still hurts a bit. Overall, I felt pretty good after the fact. I&#8217;d consider doing it again, although I think I&#8217;d prefer it more if the person wasn&#8217;t so rough and also if they were a man named Nick. (Inside joke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My employer invited a company to our office that offered 15-minute massages today for $13.50. Since I&#8217;ve never had a professional massage before (yes, you&#8217;re not the only one who was shocked to learn that), I decided to give it a try. The masseuse had this funky chair that I sat (kneeled on?) while she gave my neck and shoulders a beating. It was painful! Does that mean I&#8217;m too tense, or she sucked? Don&#8217;t know. I enjoyed the lower back rub, as well as her massaging my hands, but my neck still hurts a bit. Overall, I felt pretty good after the fact. I&#8217;d consider doing it again, although I think I&#8217;d prefer it more if the person wasn&#8217;t so rough and also if they were a man named Nick. (Inside joke.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}