{"id":13,"date":"2003-03-01T21:29:28","date_gmt":"2003-03-02T04:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2003-03-01T21:29:28","modified_gmt":"2003-03-02T04:29:28","slug":"ticketbastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Ticketbastard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone tell me why Ticketmaster sucks ass and licks balls? Seriously. I&#8217;m in the mood to go to a concert but not at their outrageous prices. Convenience charge? For whom, exactly? Certainly not me. I was contemplating going to the Kenny Chesney concert in two weeks, but after two $7.40 &#8220;convenience charges&#8221; and a $4.50 order processing charge, what should have cost $59.50 would cost $79.35 instead. Fuck you, Ticketbastard! I guess I&#8217;m staying home, because it&#8217;s just not worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone tell me why Ticketmaster sucks ass and licks balls? Seriously. I&#8217;m in the mood to go to a concert but not at their outrageous prices. Convenience charge? For whom, exactly? Certainly not me. I was contemplating going to the Kenny Chesney concert in two weeks, but after two $7.40 &#8220;convenience charges&#8221; and a $4.50 order processing charge, what should have cost $59.50 would cost $79.35 instead. Fuck you, Ticketbastard! I guess I&#8217;m staying home, because it&#8217;s just not worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}