{"id":1319,"date":"2006-12-22T18:27:48","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T00:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2006-12-22T18:29:14","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T00:29:14","slug":"next-year-youre-getting-everything-in-gift-boxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1319","title":{"rendered":"Next year you&#8217;re getting everything in gift boxes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just went through the part of the holidays I dread the most: present wrapping. I procrastinate over it every year because I am <strong>the<\/strong> worst at wrapping gifts. I make Joe wrap all the presents to my family, coworkers and the kids, but that still leaves the presents for him. I can&#8217;t very well ask him to wrap his own presents, now can I? So I struggle through it and by the end I give up even trying and the presents look somewhat mutilated. But who cares, right? After all, he&#8217;s just going to rip them open anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I am turning into a &#8216;point your finger and laugh at&#8217; pet owner because I wrapped a gift I bought my hamster, Peanut. Hmmm &#8230; I&#8217;m thinking I really need to get out more. I&#8217;m turning into crazy <strike>cat<\/strike> hamster lady, but with a husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just went through the part of the holidays I dread the most: present wrapping. I procrastinate over it every year because I am the worst at wrapping gifts. I make Joe wrap all the presents to my family, coworkers and the kids, but that still leaves the presents for him. I can&#8217;t very well ask him to wrap his own presents, now can I? So I struggle through it and by the end I give up even trying and the presents look somewhat mutilated. But who cares, right? After all, he&#8217;s just going to rip them open anyway. Also, I am turning into a &#8216;point your finger and laugh at&#8217; pet owner because I wrapped a gift I bought my hamster, Peanut. Hmmm &#8230; I&#8217;m thinking I really need to get out more. I&#8217;m turning into crazy cat hamster lady, but with a husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-life","category-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}