{"id":1469,"date":"2007-05-31T18:59:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T23:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2007-05-31T18:59:43","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T23:59:43","slug":"bloated-stay-away-from-dressing-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1469","title":{"rendered":"Bloated = stay away from dressing room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to stop at the nicer Walmart (is that an oxymoron? probably) in my old neighborhood after work today. I figured shopping alone would afford me the opportunity to find some clothes without feeling guilty about Joe waiting around for me, bored out of his mind. <\/p>\n<p>I realize Walmart is not the fashion mecca of the world, but sometimes I find some decent stuff. I&#8217;m not about the designer labels. As long as I like how it looks on me, I&#8217;m game. I don&#8217;t really have one store I favor over another when it comes to clothes; it&#8217;s usually hit and miss at most stores for me. Sometimes I like Target, the next week I find a bunch of stuff at Kohl&#8217;s, two weeks later it&#8217;s Sears. Sometimes I even shop at Carson&#8217;s. Old Navy is on my shit list at the moment. But I digress. <\/p>\n<p>Today was a miss day. I swear I tried on at least 12 different things, and I came home with one shirt that was on clearance for $5. My advice? Don&#8217;t clothes shop when you&#8217;re bloated. It&#8217;s just not worth the damage it does to one&#8217;s self-esteem.<\/p>\n<p>Worse yet, the women&#8217;s restroom was out of order and I really had to go so I skipped another trip to the fitting room and went home, defeated. I sure hope some of the newer clothes I bought recently look decent on me tomorrow. We&#8217;re taking the kids to Indiana Beach and it&#8217;s supposed to be hot &#038; humid which means tank top and shorts. I&#8217;m scared already. I better try on a few outfits tonight since we&#8217;ll be getting up early enough as it is &#8211; damn Indiana observes DST now so they are an hour ahead of us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to stop at the nicer Walmart (is that an oxymoron? probably) in my old neighborhood after work today. I figured shopping alone would afford me the opportunity to find some clothes without feeling guilty about Joe waiting around for me, bored out of his mind. I realize Walmart is not the fashion mecca of the world, but sometimes I find some decent stuff. I&#8217;m not about the designer labels. As long as I like how it looks on me, I&#8217;m game. I don&#8217;t really have one store I favor over another when it comes to clothes; it&#8217;s usually hit and miss at most stores for me. Sometimes I like Target, the next week I find a bunch of stuff at Kohl&#8217;s, two weeks later it&#8217;s Sears. Sometimes I even shop at Carson&#8217;s. Old Navy is on my shit list at the moment. But I digress. Today was a <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1469\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}