{"id":1473,"date":"2007-06-03T17:47:24","date_gmt":"2007-06-03T22:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2007-06-03T17:48:07","modified_gmt":"2007-06-03T22:48:07","slug":"in-your-endo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1473","title":{"rendered":"In-your-endo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband likes to turn ordinary conversation into <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Innuendo\">sexual innuendo<\/a> so much so that he&#8217;s past even thinking about what he&#8217;s saying anymore. Case in point &#8211; the other night I was talking about how much I love the turkey kielbasa because it&#8217;s so soft and juicy. He says to me, &#8220;Oh I&#8217;ve got something soft and juicy for you&#8221;. We both paused, and then I exclaimed, &#8220;Oh my god! I am soooo blogging that!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t stopped teasing him about that remark since. It&#8217;s amaz-za-zing how often I&#8217;ve been able to slip it into normal conversation. Yea, give me something soft and juicy, baby! I&#8217;m still LMAO thinking about it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband likes to turn ordinary conversation into sexual innuendo so much so that he&#8217;s past even thinking about what he&#8217;s saying anymore. Case in point &#8211; the other night I was talking about how much I love the turkey kielbasa because it&#8217;s so soft and juicy. He says to me, &#8220;Oh I&#8217;ve got something soft and juicy for you&#8221;. We both paused, and then I exclaimed, &#8220;Oh my god! I am soooo blogging that!&#8221; I haven&#8217;t stopped teasing him about that remark since. It&#8217;s amaz-za-zing how often I&#8217;ve been able to slip it into normal conversation. Yea, give me something soft and juicy, baby! I&#8217;m still LMAO thinking about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}