{"id":1597,"date":"2007-11-22T07:40:26","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T13:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2007-11-22T07:40:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T13:40:26","slug":"the-cook-is-not-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1597","title":{"rendered":"The cook is not in the kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m such an idiot! I was so worried about going to my parents&#8217; and Black Friday shopping that I forgot to buy the stuff to make our own little Thanksgiving dinner this weekend. I guess there&#8217;s still time, but I had wanted to take the green bean casserole to my parents&#8217; tonight. Just a little problem &#8211; I don&#8217;t have any green beans! I also want to try my hand at sweet potatoes but I&#8217;m out of marshmallows. Dumb! Maybe I should go back to bed. Joe is still sleeping if you can believe it. I&#8217;m rarely up before he is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m such an idiot! I was so worried about going to my parents&#8217; and Black Friday shopping that I forgot to buy the stuff to make our own little Thanksgiving dinner this weekend. I guess there&#8217;s still time, but I had wanted to take the green bean casserole to my parents&#8217; tonight. Just a little problem &#8211; I don&#8217;t have any green beans! I also want to try my hand at sweet potatoes but I&#8217;m out of marshmallows. Dumb! Maybe I should go back to bed. Joe is still sleeping if you can believe it. I&#8217;m rarely up before he is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}