{"id":1598,"date":"2007-11-22T11:06:02","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T17:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1598"},"modified":"2007-11-22T11:06:46","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T17:06:46","slug":"parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1598","title":{"rendered":"Parade of violence"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now I remember why I skip watching the Thanksgiving Day parade every year – BORING! And why does it end with Santa Claus wishing everyone a Merry Christmas? It would be awesome if a turkey came out and mowed his ass down.<\/p>\n

I was yelling at the tv, “shut the fuck up Santa, or I’ll slit your reindeer’s throats” to which Joe added, “you’re going to find Rudolph’s nose in a box”. LMAO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now I remember why I skip watching the Thanksgiving Day parade every year – BORING! And why does it end with Santa Claus wishing everyone a Merry Christmas? It would be awesome if a turkey came out and mowed his ass down. I was yelling at the tv, “shut the fuck up Santa, or I’ll slit your reindeer’s throats” to which Joe added, “you’re going to find Rudolph’s nose in a box”. LMAO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-life","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}