{"id":1762,"date":"2008-06-04T21:43:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T02:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2008-06-04T21:43:20","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T02:43:20","slug":"what-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"What the&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night Joe and I were lying in bed when we heard a very loud, unidentifiable noise come from the bathroom. When I questioned aloud what could have caused it, my dear husband dismissed it as something that fell. That didn&#8217;t fly with me; particularly because immediately following the noise I heard water dripping. That&#8217;s usually not a good sign so I got up to investigate.<\/p>\n<p>When I flipped on the light, I noticed water coming from the base of the toilet and then I saw this:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href='http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/20080603-toilet.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/20080603-toilet-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Crack in toliet\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1763\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/20080603-toilet-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/20080603-toilet.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that strange sound was that of a very thick ceramic toilet tank cracking. Damn! <\/p>\n<p>Water was coming out of the crack and running down the base of the toilet onto the floor so Joe &#8211; who had followed me into the bathroom &#8211; immediately turned off the water to the toilet and flushed it to drain the tank. Then we soaked up the water with a towel.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really mystified as to what in the world would cause that to happen. Neither one of us is particularly abusive to our toilet. I&#8217;m not an angry shitter, I swear! <\/p>\n<p>Joe speculated that it could be attributed to the constant changes in temperature in the bathroom but if that was the case, people&#8217;s toilet tanks would be cracking all the time. That&#8217;s never happened to me before, or anyone else I know, so it&#8217;s really odd. Oh well, what can you do?<\/p>\n<p>Added to our weekend plans &#8211; buy new toilet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night Joe and I were lying in bed when we heard a very loud, unidentifiable noise come from the bathroom. When I questioned aloud what could have caused it, my dear husband dismissed it as something that fell. That didn&#8217;t fly with me; particularly because immediately following the noise I heard water dripping. That&#8217;s usually not a good sign so I got up to investigate. When I flipped on the light, I noticed water coming from the base of the toilet and then I saw this: Yes, that strange sound was that of a very thick ceramic toilet tank cracking. Damn! Water was coming out of the crack and running down the base of the toilet onto the floor so Joe &#8211; who had followed me into the bathroom &#8211; immediately turned off the water to the toilet and flushed it to drain the tank. 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