I was contemplating writing one of those “I have some good news!” posts where I actually make you wait before revealing said news, but that’s cruel, and who do I think I am anyway – someone worthy of you reloading my site every hour to see if a new entry was posted? I don’t think so.<\/p>\n
So without further delay … <\/p>\n
Joe’s divorce is final. Yippee, yahoo, hooray!<\/p>\n
Well, final in the aspect that everything has been signed – the i’s have been dotted and the t’s are crossed. The official date for the ‘desolution of marriage’ is October 24th. On that day, you’ll find the two of us at the local Lonestar Steakhouse celebrating. Drinks are on us. ;)<\/p>\n
Oh yea … and it’s about frickin’ time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was contemplating writing one of those “I have some good news!” posts where I actually make you wait before revealing said news, but that’s cruel, and who do I think I am anyway – someone worthy of you reloading my site every hour to see if a new entry was posted? I don’t think so. So without further delay … Joe’s divorce is final. Yippee, yahoo, hooray! Well, final in the aspect that everything has been signed – the i’s have been dotted and the t’s are crossed. The official date for the ‘desolution of marriage’ is October 24th. On that day, you’ll find the two of us at the local Lonestar Steakhouse celebrating. Drinks are on us. ;) Oh yea … and it’s about frickin’ time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-files"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}