{"id":300,"date":"2003-10-24T19:36:29","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T02:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2008-07-12T09:40:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T14:40:31","slug":"were-gonna-have-a-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re gonna have a celebration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To coin a phrase often used by Joe&#8217;s daughter &#8211; Today is the best day ever! <\/p>\n<p>Everything is just coming together in the nicest way. Two fantastic things happened today, although I&#8217;m not at liberty to discuss one of them.<\/p>\n<p>What I can tell you &#8211; Joe&#8217;s divorce is now final. As of today, I am no longer dating a married man. Joe has always been 100% devoted to me, but it&#8217;s nice knowing that no woman can lay claim to him, financial or otherwise. He&#8217;s all mine now, even in the eyes of the law.<\/p>\n<p>Before we went out to dinner to celebrate, we bought 10 lotto tickets because it&#8217;s just one of those rare days where everything is going our way and since things often come in threes, I figured winning 28 million dollars would be a nice way to wrap up such a great day. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really happy for us, and more importantly, Joe. He&#8217;s put up with a lot of crap before we got together and he&#8217;s finally being repaid for being the wonderful, caring person that he is. He&#8217;s getting what he deserves and it&#8217;s about time. I hate seeing the nice guy finish last. Not today, though, baby, not today.<\/p>\n<p>And so begins what we&#8217;ve been affectionately calling Celebration Weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To coin a phrase often used by Joe&#8217;s daughter &#8211; Today is the best day ever! Everything is just coming together in the nicest way. Two fantastic things happened today, although I&#8217;m not at liberty to discuss one of them. What I can tell you &#8211; Joe&#8217;s divorce is now final. As of today, I am no longer dating a married man. Joe has always been 100% devoted to me, but it&#8217;s nice knowing that no woman can lay claim to him, financial or otherwise. He&#8217;s all mine now, even in the eyes of the law. Before we went out to dinner to celebrate, we bought 10 lotto tickets because it&#8217;s just one of those rare days where everything is going our way and since things often come in threes, I figured winning 28 million dollars would be a nice way to wrap up such a great day. I&#8217;m really <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=300\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-files"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}