{"id":37,"date":"2003-03-20T18:17:01","date_gmt":"2003-03-21T01:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2003-03-20T18:17:01","modified_gmt":"2003-03-21T01:17:01","slug":"s-l-o-w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"S &#8230; l &#8230; o &#8230; w"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>File this under clearly someone wasn&#8217;t using their head &#8211; <\/p>\n<p>Dominick&#8217;s decides to put their slowest (read old and unsociable) cashier on the 20 items or less checkout. I thought the whole purpose of this line was so you didn&#8217;t have to spend as much time as someone with a cartful of groceries in the checkout line. Tell that to Dominick&#8217;s and Fred, Mr. Molasses. Apparently neither one of them understand the concept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>File this under clearly someone wasn&#8217;t using their head &#8211; Dominick&#8217;s decides to put their slowest (read old and unsociable) cashier on the 20 items or less checkout. I thought the whole purpose of this line was so you didn&#8217;t have to spend as much time as someone with a cartful of groceries in the checkout line. Tell that to Dominick&#8217;s and Fred, Mr. Molasses. Apparently neither one of them understand the concept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}