{"id":384,"date":"2004-01-06T21:26:10","date_gmt":"2004-01-07T04:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=384"},"modified":"2008-07-12T11:39:48","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T16:39:48","slug":"un-real-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=384","title":{"rendered":"Un-Real World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slap me now, I&#8217;m watching the season premiere of <em>The Real World: San Diego<\/em>. Joe and I are wondering two things:<\/p>\n<p>1) Where&#8217;s the gay person?<br \/>\n2) What kind of relationship do you have that within ONE day you&#8217;re all over your roomate while your unsuspecting boyfriend\/girlfriend of over FOUR YEARS is sitting at home trusting your stupid ass?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and my question: What the heck are you doing smoking if you have problems with your lungs? Can you say dumb?<\/p>\n<p>The only thing I can figure is that I watch the show because it makes me feel so much better about my own life. These people are pathetic.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and a note for you, MTV &#8211; in the real world people aren&#8217;t as good looking as the ones you put on your shows. I want to see some overweight people with bad breath! ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slap me now, I&#8217;m watching the season premiere of The Real World: San Diego. Joe and I are wondering two things: 1) Where&#8217;s the gay person? 2) What kind of relationship do you have that within ONE day you&#8217;re all over your roomate while your unsuspecting boyfriend\/girlfriend of over FOUR YEARS is sitting at home trusting your stupid ass? Oh, and my question: What the heck are you doing smoking if you have problems with your lungs? Can you say dumb? The only thing I can figure is that I watch the show because it makes me feel so much better about my own life. These people are pathetic. Oh, and a note for you, MTV &#8211; in the real world people aren&#8217;t as good looking as the ones you put on your shows. I want to see some overweight people with bad breath! ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}