This is pretty funny … and so true too!<\/p>\n
Prison vs. Work <\/p>\n
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear . . . <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
\nAT WORK …you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you get three meals a day.
\nAT WORK …you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you get time off for good behavior.
\nAT WORK …you get more work for good behavior. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
\nAT WORK …you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you can watch TV and play games.
\nAT WORK … you get fired for watching TV and playing games. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you get your own toilet.
\nAT WORK …you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …they allow your family and friends to visit.
\nAT WORK …you can’t even speak to your family. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON…all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
\nAT WORK …you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
\nAT WORK .. . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. <\/p>\n
IN PRISON …you must deal with sadistic wardens.
\nAT WORK … they are called managers. <\/p>\n
So ….. why is it again that you work?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is pretty funny … and so true too! Prison vs. Work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear . . . IN PRISON …you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK …you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON …you get three meals a day. AT WORK …you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON …you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK …you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON …the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK …you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON …you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK … you get fired for watching TV and Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-games","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}