{"id":4556,"date":"2012-02-26T11:43:15","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=4556"},"modified":"2012-02-26T11:43:15","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:43:15","slug":"scatterbrained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=4556","title":{"rendered":"Scatterbrained"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want to laugh at me? I misplaced two necklaces over a year ago and have been looking all over the house for them ever since. I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve looked through old purses and suitcases convinced they must be tucked away in a zippered compartment only to come up empty-handed. Even though both necklaces aren&#8217;t worth much (just cheap costume jewelry I got over a decade ago at Claire&#8217;s when they used to sell nice-looking stuff), I loved them because they went with so many of my outfits. I finally convinced myself that I must have accidentally donated them to Goodwill. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I was dusting my dresser and moved my jewelry box, revealing the fact that the top opens &#8211; a fact I had forgotten. Sitting inside all safe and sound were the two necklaces I thought I&#8217;d never see again along with a few other pieces I had forgotten about. I cannot believe I&#8217;ve been looking all over for those damn necklaces for more than a year and all this time they were right there were they belonged. I feel like such a bonehead.<\/p>\n<p>This just reaffirms the fact that I don&#8217;t lose things, I just misplace them&#8230; sometimes for over a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to laugh at me? I misplaced two necklaces over a year ago and have been looking all over the house for them ever since. I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve looked through old purses and suitcases convinced they must be tucked away in a zippered compartment only to come up empty-handed. Even though both necklaces aren&#8217;t worth much (just cheap costume jewelry I got over a decade ago at Claire&#8217;s when they used to sell nice-looking stuff), I loved them because they went with so many of my outfits. I finally convinced myself that I must have accidentally donated them to Goodwill. Yesterday I was dusting my dresser and moved my jewelry box, revealing the fact that the top opens &#8211; a fact I had forgotten. Sitting inside all safe and sound were the two necklaces I thought I&#8217;d never see again along with a few other <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=4556\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4557,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556\/revisions\/4557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}