{"id":4683,"date":"2012-06-08T18:59:24","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T23:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=4683"},"modified":"2012-06-08T18:59:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T23:59:24","slug":"my-brother-the-comedian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=4683","title":{"rendered":"My brother the comedian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Growing up, Brother # 1 would often pester me when I was in the bathroom. He&#8217;d run past the door and knock on it, or draw something and slip the paper under the door just to be obnoxious.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago we were visiting my parents&#8217; house and as I excused myself to use the restroom I made a joke to my brother not to slip any notes under the door. Within thirty seconds, this materialized.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_1367.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_1367.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_1367\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4684\" class=\"entry\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_1367.jpg 400w, https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_1367-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love my crazy family.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, my parents&#8217; bathroom is carpeted, and that carpet is pink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Growing up, Brother # 1 would often pester me when I was in the bathroom. He&#8217;d run past the door and knock on it, or draw something and slip the paper under the door just to be obnoxious. A few weeks ago we were visiting my parents&#8217; house and as I excused myself to use the restroom I made a joke to my brother not to slip any notes under the door. Within thirty seconds, this materialized. I love my crazy family. And yes, my parents&#8217; bathroom is carpeted, and that carpet is pink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,16,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-fun-games","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4683"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4691,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4683\/revisions\/4691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}