{"id":504,"date":"2004-05-28T23:43:53","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T06:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=504"},"modified":"2008-07-12T18:19:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T23:19:40","slug":"sucky-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Sucky Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well that totally sucked. A new Meijer store opened in the area earlier this week, so we thought we&#8217;d head over there tonight to check it out. We figured it wouldn&#8217;t be very crowded at 10 pm. I guess a million other people had the same idea. It totally killed my desire to spend money when I had to push through people just standing in the middle of aisles like they were brain-dead. After walking around fifteen minutes, we left empty-handed. No way were we standing in their long lines. <\/p>\n<p>Since we were out, we did some grocery shopping. It was much quieter at the Jewel and Dominick&#8217;s. Unfortunately, shopping for food does nothing to pacify my need for retail therapy, which has been strong this week. I imagine we&#8217;ll be hitting the Walmart\/Target this weekend. Stupid Meijer shoppers. Take your asses home and put your kids to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that totally sucked. A new Meijer store opened in the area earlier this week, so we thought we&#8217;d head over there tonight to check it out. We figured it wouldn&#8217;t be very crowded at 10 pm. I guess a million other people had the same idea. It totally killed my desire to spend money when I had to push through people just standing in the middle of aisles like they were brain-dead. After walking around fifteen minutes, we left empty-handed. No way were we standing in their long lines. Since we were out, we did some grocery shopping. It was much quieter at the Jewel and Dominick&#8217;s. Unfortunately, shopping for food does nothing to pacify my need for retail therapy, which has been strong this week. I imagine we&#8217;ll be hitting the Walmart\/Target this weekend. Stupid Meijer shoppers. Take your asses home and put your kids to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}