{"id":54,"date":"2003-04-03T20:04:07","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T03:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2003-04-03T20:04:07","modified_gmt":"2003-04-04T03:04:07","slug":"reason-5403-i-want-a-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Reason #5403 I want a house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I don&#8217;t have to listen to *creak* *creak* *creeeeak* for over an hour while the upstairs neighbors walk back and forth between their bedroom (above us) to other parts of their apartment heel first because no one ever taught them to not walk as if they weigh 2000 pounds. I&#8217;m going to go up there and strangle them one of these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I don&#8217;t have to listen to *creak* *creak* *creeeeak* for over an hour while the upstairs neighbors walk back and forth between their bedroom (above us) to other parts of their apartment heel first because no one ever taught them to not walk as if they weigh 2000 pounds. I&#8217;m going to go up there and strangle them one of these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}