{"id":544,"date":"2004-07-06T23:27:55","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T06:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=544"},"modified":"2008-07-12T20:14:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-13T01:14:13","slug":"magazine-fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Magazine fairy"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m the resident magazine fairy in my apartment building. Between all of our subscriptions, and the piles of magazines Joe’s mom gives me every week, I’m putting out 10 magazines a day in our foyer by the mailboxes and they are snatched up quite quickly. I get a little kick out of it too. People love free stuff, so it makes me feel good to get them a little excited, you know? Plus don’t you know it’s a waste of time and money to recycle anything except aluminum cans? I’m serious. I’ll write more about this later, or you can watch an episode of that tv show, Bullshit<\/em>, and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Now it’s time for bed. Don’t forget to watch Conan in a few minutes – Will Ferrell is on! Goodnight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m the resident magazine fairy in my apartment building. Between all of our subscriptions, and the piles of magazines Joe’s mom gives me every week, I’m putting out 10 magazines a day in our foyer by the mailboxes and they are snatched up quite quickly. I get a little kick out of it too. People love free stuff, so it makes me feel good to get them a little excited, you know? Plus don’t you know it’s a waste of time and money to recycle anything except aluminum cans? I’m serious. I’ll write more about this later, or you can watch an episode of that tv show, Bullshit, and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Now it’s time for bed. Don’t forget to watch Conan in a few minutes – Will Ferrell is on! Goodnight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}