{"id":616,"date":"2004-09-03T16:28:40","date_gmt":"2004-09-03T23:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=616"},"modified":"2008-07-12T21:07:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-13T02:07:13","slug":"taco-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=616","title":{"rendered":"Taco Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Taco Bell Drive-Thru Employee,<\/p>\n<p>When I ask for cheesy potatos as part of my order, and when I ask you to repeat back my order, and you say cheesy potatos, could you actually RING UP the potatos and put them in my bag? I&#8217;d really appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>Also, what&#8217;s with holding back on the hot sauce love? Could you at least ASK me if I want some? What is a taco without the hot sauce? It&#8217;s kinda blah, that&#8217;s what!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. When I ask for ice water, I actually expect ICE to be in the water. Call me crazy. I know I&#8217;m so demanding that it makes your brain hurt. What was I thinking, actually expecting you to do a simple job?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nLet&#8217;s ignore that I shouldn&#8217;t be eating fast food to begin with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Taco Bell Drive-Thru Employee, When I ask for cheesy potatos as part of my order, and when I ask you to repeat back my order, and you say cheesy potatos, could you actually RING UP the potatos and put them in my bag? I&#8217;d really appreciate it. Also, what&#8217;s with holding back on the hot sauce love? Could you at least ASK me if I want some? What is a taco without the hot sauce? It&#8217;s kinda blah, that&#8217;s what! P.S. When I ask for ice water, I actually expect ICE to be in the water. Call me crazy. I know I&#8217;m so demanding that it makes your brain hurt. What was I thinking, actually expecting you to do a simple job?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}