{"id":6499,"date":"2014-10-18T16:23:41","date_gmt":"2014-10-18T21:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=6499"},"modified":"2014-10-18T16:23:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T21:23:41","slug":"joe-made-a-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=6499","title":{"rendered":"Joe Made a Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe says a lot of things that make me laugh, but I thought I&#8217;d share this incident with everyone.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re driving down a two-lane road (one lane in each direction) and he&#8217;s messing with some food we had picked up for breakfast when I glance over and notice that he has no hands on the steering wheel. Of course, this made me very nervous, so I mention it and add, &#8220;what if you hit a rock and lose control?&#8221; to which he replies, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t Mario Kart, Nicole&#8221;. LMAO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe says a lot of things that make me laugh, but I thought I&#8217;d share this incident with everyone. We&#8217;re driving down a two-lane road (one lane in each direction) and he&#8217;s messing with some food we had picked up for breakfast when I glance over and notice that he has no hands on the steering wheel. Of course, this made me very nervous, so I mention it and add, &#8220;what if you hit a rock and lose control?&#8221; to which he replies, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t Mario Kart, Nicole&#8221;. LMAO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6500,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions\/6500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}