{"id":654,"date":"2004-09-29T21:41:10","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T04:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=654"},"modified":"2004-09-29T21:41:10","modified_gmt":"2004-09-30T04:41:10","slug":"my-eyes-my-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"My eyes, my eyes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen London &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And maybe someday I&#8217;ll see France.<\/p>\n<p>But today I saw the Temp&#8217;s underpants!<\/p>\n<p>As did the rest of the office. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how it&#8217;s possible to wear your jeans a foot lower than your underwear and not realize that it&#8217;s all hanging out, but this girl walked around the office all day just like that. We pondered telling her, but why ruin all the fun?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen London &#8230; And maybe someday I&#8217;ll see France. But today I saw the Temp&#8217;s underpants! As did the rest of the office. I don&#8217;t know how it&#8217;s possible to wear your jeans a foot lower than your underwear and not realize that it&#8217;s all hanging out, but this girl walked around the office all day just like that. We pondered telling her, but why ruin all the fun?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}