{"id":6567,"date":"2014-11-26T21:49:57","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T03:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=6567"},"modified":"2014-11-26T21:49:57","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T03:49:57","slug":"the-elephant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=6567","title":{"rendered":"The Elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My green bean and sweet potato casseroles are cooked and cooling in the fridge and the turkey is finally defrosted thanks to a bath in the sink for two hours. I&#8217;ll be throwing that bad boy in the oven tomorrow morning, making more sides (stuffing, mac n cheese, etc.) and then bringing everything over to my parents&#8217; for Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I&#8217;ve been feeling better mentally the last two weeks and I&#8217;m not sure why. In fact, my sleep has been horrible so I&#8217;m flummoxed. Which just proves that my moods are completely beyond my control. Yay!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some stuff that happened recently:<\/p>\n<p>A few days after we had dinner with my cousin I came home to an Amazon package. This was inside:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift01.jpg\" alt=\"CousinGift01\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"entry\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift02.jpg\" alt=\"CousinGift02\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"entry\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CousinGift03.jpg\" alt=\"CousinGift03\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" class=\"entry\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>A little backstory &#8211; Over dinner I was telling my cousin&#8217;s boyfriend about how when we were kids my grandma took me to the circus and I got to ride an elephant. She also bought me a super cute powder blue inflatable elephant which I loved. Well, one day about a month or so later my cousin came over to my grandma&#8217;s house to visit and spotted my elephant in the basement. She decided she wanted to &#8220;ride&#8221; the elephant even though it was far too small for such a thing and before I could stop her she sat on it and it popped. I pretty much hated her after that day (not that we were ever close to begin with, but that cemented my dislike of her). Of course, when telling this story I changed it to &#8220;I didn&#8217;t like her too much after that&#8221;. My cousin thought the story was funny but couldn&#8217;t even remember the event because she&#8217;s younger than me and couldn&#8217;t have been older than six at the time.<\/p>\n<p>After opening the package I messaged my cousin to thank her and we had a good laugh over it. I didn&#8217;t tell her, but I plan on blowing it up and putting it in different poses and sending her photos. I just haven&#8217;t gotten around to it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>You know those sliding windows that are at the drive-up pharmacy? Well, my company has something similar to deal with visitors so they can&#8217;t just walk into our office. It&#8217;s also where we tuck outgoing mail to be picked up. Last week at work I slid open the window to put some mail in there and the entire thing fell out of it&#8217;s track! It actually fell inward toward the receptionist\/HR\/admin (she&#8217;s a jack of all trades) onto her desk. It made a terrible racket and scared the crp out of both of us. Thank god it didn&#8217;t break as the glass is thick and could do some real damage. Apparently it was off the track the day before and the guy who &#8220;fixed&#8221; it didn&#8217;t do it right. Now I&#8217;m scared of the damn thing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday Joe and I decided to go play BINGO at the local church. I invited a friend\/former coworker to join us and we had a nice time even though Joe and I didn&#8217;t win shit (my friend won $10 which paid for her admission which was nice). Now my friend wants to go to BINGO every month, but that&#8217;s too much for me. It gets tiring sitting around for three hours. I told her maybe every other month would work better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My green bean and sweet potato casseroles are cooked and cooling in the fridge and the turkey is finally defrosted thanks to a bath in the sink for two hours. I&#8217;ll be throwing that bad boy in the oven tomorrow morning, making more sides (stuffing, mac n cheese, etc.) and then bringing everything over to my parents&#8217; for Thanksgiving. For the record, I&#8217;ve been feeling better mentally the last two weeks and I&#8217;m not sure why. In fact, my sleep has been horrible so I&#8217;m flummoxed. Which just proves that my moods are completely beyond my control. Yay! &#8212; Here&#8217;s some stuff that happened recently: A few days after we had dinner with my cousin I came home to an Amazon package. 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