{"id":748,"date":"2005-01-21T20:43:22","date_gmt":"2005-01-22T03:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=748"},"modified":"2005-01-21T20:43:22","modified_gmt":"2005-01-22T03:43:22","slug":"spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not <strong>totally<\/strong> freaked out about spiders, as long as they don&#8217;t come near me. But it is rather disconcerting that there&#8217;s one on the ceiling, 20 feet directly above me right now, and there&#8217;s not a damn thing I can do other than imagine him coming down right onto my head when I&#8217;m not paying attention. *Shudder* <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should get off the computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not totally freaked out about spiders, as long as they don&#8217;t come near me. But it is rather disconcerting that there&#8217;s one on the ceiling, 20 feet directly above me right now, and there&#8217;s not a damn thing I can do other than imagine him coming down right onto my head when I&#8217;m not paying attention. *Shudder* Maybe I should get off the computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}