{"id":899,"date":"2005-07-26T18:06:52","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T01:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=899"},"modified":"2008-07-16T18:10:32","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T23:10:32","slug":"crappy-ass-tv-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"Crappy tv &#038; movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of recording an episode of <em>My So Called Life<\/em> on the DVR last week. As cute as I think Claire Danes can be, that show was just way too much cheese for me to take. It was so After School Special-ish I wanted to gag. I can see now why it was cancelled, but I don&#8217;t understand why there was so much protesting when it happened. Maybe it&#8217;s one of those shows that seemed good at the time, but later on felt really dumb to be watching. <\/p>\n<p>I have a few shows that I loved but would be embarrassed to watch now, like <em>Party of Five<\/em>, <em>Knight Rider<\/em>, <em>Punky Brewster<\/em>, or any of the Care Bear movies. I made the mistake of buying two Benji movies on dvd a few years ago only to realize Benji was only cool when I was a kid. <\/p>\n<p>I felt obligated to watch the entire episode, though, because I can&#8217;t usually stop in the middle of something. I can stop reading a book that sucks, but not something I am watching. <\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, don&#8217;t ever ever ever watch a movie called <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0365125\/\"><em>A Dirty Shame<\/em><\/a> (not to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0110399\/\"><em>A Low Down Dirty Shame<\/em><\/a>). I am not a prude by any means, but the premise for the movie sounds a lot more interesting than the actual carrying out of the plot. Seeing as how I enjoyed Tracy Ullman in <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0099819\/\"><em>I Love You to Death<\/em><\/a>, I was disappointed she did such an awful film. I was embarrassed for her, Selma Blair, Chris Isaak, and Johnny Knoxville as well for thinking it would be a good idea to star in this terrible terrible film. <\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t have been surprised, however, considering it was written and directed by John Waters, also known for the awful films <em>Hairspray<\/em>, <em>Pecker<\/em> and <em>Cry-Baby<\/em>. I&#8217;m sorry if you enjoy pointless films with cheesy acting that isn&#8217;t even funny but I don&#8217;t. I&#8217;d rather watch <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0362511\/\"><em>National Lampoons Dorm Daze<\/em><\/a>, and <em>Dorm Daze II<\/em> when it comes out. At least their stupid plots are actually amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of recording an episode of My So Called Life on the DVR last week. As cute as I think Claire Danes can be, that show was just way too much cheese for me to take. It was so After School Special-ish I wanted to gag. I can see now why it was cancelled, but I don&#8217;t understand why there was so much protesting when it happened. Maybe it&#8217;s one of those shows that seemed good at the time, but later on felt really dumb to be watching. I have a few shows that I loved but would be embarrassed to watch now, like Party of Five, Knight Rider, Punky Brewster, or any of the Care Bear movies. I made the mistake of buying two Benji movies on dvd a few years ago only to realize Benji was only cool when I was a kid. 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