{"id":91,"date":"2003-04-29T23:51:53","date_gmt":"2003-04-30T06:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2003-04-29T23:51:53","modified_gmt":"2003-04-30T06:51:53","slug":"i-need-a-tranquilizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"I need a tranquilizer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On your typical morning I am half-asleep between 5:30 am (when Joe&#8217;s alarm goes off) and 6:30 am (when my alarm goes off). So it&#8217;s a special treat when Joe doesn&#8217;t have to get up until my regular time because I actually can sleep for that hour, uninterrupted. Such would be the case tomorrow morning. But of course it would happen that tonight I&#8217;m suffering from a bit of medication-induced insomnia. I had a headache earlier (4pm) and took a pill that has caffeine in it. Coupled with the can of <strike>crack<\/strike> Coca-Cola I drank, I&#8217;m buzzing. I&#8217;ve been reading for the past half hour, trying to get myself sleepy. So now I&#8217;m online. I think I might play a game of Shanghai to tire out my eyes. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re getting sleepy &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On your typical morning I am half-asleep between 5:30 am (when Joe&#8217;s alarm goes off) and 6:30 am (when my alarm goes off). So it&#8217;s a special treat when Joe doesn&#8217;t have to get up until my regular time because I actually can sleep for that hour, uninterrupted. Such would be the case tomorrow morning. But of course it would happen that tonight I&#8217;m suffering from a bit of medication-induced insomnia. I had a headache earlier (4pm) and took a pill that has caffeine in it. Coupled with the can of crack Coca-Cola I drank, I&#8217;m buzzing. I&#8217;ve been reading for the past half hour, trying to get myself sleepy. So now I&#8217;m online. I think I might play a game of Shanghai to tire out my eyes. &#8220;You&#8217;re getting sleepy &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}