{"id":992,"date":"2005-10-16T15:42:31","date_gmt":"2005-10-16T20:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=992"},"modified":"2005-10-16T15:42:31","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T20:42:31","slug":"red-lobster-sleepiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/?p=992","title":{"rendered":"Red Lobster sleepiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m the only person currently awake in the house; Joe and my future father and mother in law are all sitting on the couch fast asleep. That&#8217;s what happens when you stuff yourself silly at Red Lobster. Oh my god, that coconut shrimp is the best! They give you a pina colada dipping sauce to go with it. Mmmm &#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m the only person currently awake in the house; Joe and my future father and mother in law are all sitting on the couch fast asleep. That&#8217;s what happens when you stuff yourself silly at Red Lobster. Oh my god, that coconut shrimp is the best! They give you a pina colada dipping sauce to go with it. Mmmm &#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole.sleepyfroggie.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}