Created by Kevin.
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1. Driver’s seat or passenger seat? Driver’s during the week, passenger’s on the weekends or on trips.
2. What was the first car you owned (could have been purchased by someone else)? Chevy Cavalier.
3. What is the first car you paid for yourself? The car I own now, a Volkswagen Jetta.
4. How many cars are currently housed in your place of residence? How many are still operable? Three and three.
5. If money were not a factor, what kind of car would you own? Probably a BMW; I like the 3-series.
6. If a police investigation was not a factor, what kind of car would you destroy any time you see it? Why? Any car where a fucktard is behind the wheel either wasting my time by going too slowly or putting others at risk by driving recklessly.
7. Does driving in big city traffic fill your veins with adrenaline or your pants with something a bit worse? I don’t mind the expressways too much but anytime I’m on a regular street with lots of traffic I want to hurt people. Especially if it’s hot outside or I can smell cigarette smoke from the other people’s cars.
8. What is your biggest pet peeve regarding driving and/or your fellow drivers? Hmmm … this is a hard one since I have so many driving-related pet peeves. But I guess it would be when I’m on a road going a consistent speed, there are no cars in the lane next to me (or they are further behind me) and some jerk turns onto the road in front of me in MY lane causing me to have to brake to slow down, or change lanes quickly depending on how close I am to the street they’ve just turned off. Then they don’t even speed up to try and prevent me from having to do these things. It’s as if they are completely blind and retarded to boot. I especially love it if they do this and there’s no other cars on the road other than mine.
9. What’s the most expensive traffic ticket you’ve ever received (could be monetary or jailtime)? I’ve never received a traffic ticket.
10. What is the name you’ve given to your current vehicle (be honest, everyone names their car)? My car doesn’t have a name, so you’re wrong, everyone doesn’t name their car!