Dear neighbors,
Please turn off your Christmas lights already! Christmas is over. Finished. Gone. Get over it. While you’re at it, motivate your lazy ass to take down the lights now while it’s still unseasonably warm. Otherwise I’m going to have to look at skewed decorations until Easter. And we all know you just have to make room for the bunnies and pastel eggs.
Sincerely,
Me
We can’t actually take the lights off our trees because there is litterally 4-5 feet of snow covering the cords. However, we have unplugged them to look a little normal ;)
Yeah, even we have all our decorations down. When we have them down, you know the time has come.