I am SO on the ball this year for Christmas and it’s not even December 1st yet! You can choose to bow down to me now, or later when you’re running around last minute, cursing the holidays.
I pulled out my Christmas stuff and did some decorating already, plus I started my Christmas card list. I came across some holiday stamps from last year (thank goodness the rate hasn’t increased since then) and I even have a ton of cards because I got them on sale last year after Christmas. Score!
Not only that, but all the presents, with the exception of one or two more for Joe, have either been purchased and are hiding upstairs in our closet, or have been shipped from Amazon.com and Buy.com and should arrive this week.
I even wrapped some gifts for my coworkers! I did it smart this year too – last year I shopped the clearance isle for gifts after Christmas and purchased a few things I knew each coworker would like, banking on the fact that I’d still be working there. I’m such a genius!
Psst … don’t tell anyone, Brian, or you’ll get coal in your stocking. ;)
I keep quiet for the right price.
You mean the price of me not kicking your ass? Sure. ;)