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Tagged – 5 Things

I’ve been tagged by Kristi!

5 things in my refrigerator:

1. Diet Pepsi and regular Pepsi
2. Many bottles of water
3. Lots of cheese
4. Apples
5. Jello pudding

5 things in my closet:

1. Clothes
2. Files
3. Photographs
4. Laundry
5. Old cassettes

5 things in my purse:

1. Cell phone
2. Wallet
3. Trident
4. Makeup
5. Keys

5 things in my car:

1. Sunglasses
2. Umbrella
3. Napkins
4. Loose change
5. Various jackets/sweaters (in the trunk)

Feel free to participate too.

I saw this on another blog and said, I like these questions. So here are the answers.

What is your salad dressing of choice?
“Ranch!” – As said by the Ranch Tooth.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I hate to say it, but McDonald’s cheeseburgers and fries cannot be beat. That being said, I only visit less than once a month for health reasons.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Lonestar Steakhouse.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15% – 25%.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Market Day chicken stuffed with broccoli and cheese over a bed of white rice.

Name three foods you detest above all others.
Peas, asparagus, sushi.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
It used to be mongolian chicken, but it’s really hard to find a place that does it right, so now it’s sweet and sour chicken.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, cheese and more cheese! Occasionally some garlic too. Mmmmm.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and strawberry jam.

What is your favorite type of gum?
Not sure I really have a fave.

Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Not about to count them, but they are mostly doctors, food places and the like. I don’t like talking on the phone.

Number of contacts in your email address book?
No idea. Quite a few.

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An abstract design.

What is your screensaver on your computer?
Generic floating Windows XP logo. Too lazy to find something cool.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Maybe …

How many land line phones do you have in your house?
None.

How many televisions are in your house?
Umm … six. Why, is that too many for two people? ;) There’s one in each of the bedrooms, including ours, so that’s three right there. We have the plasma downstairs which is our main tv, and the lcd in the loft for gaming, plus an extra 19″ in the garage. You could say we like our tv.

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Blender.

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
Trance.

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
One but I think I’ve only used it once.

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
Hmmm … Joe says my smile or my boobies, hehehe.

Are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed.

Do you like your smile?
Not really, but others always say it’s nice so what do I know?

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My wisdom teeth. That’s it to the best of my knowledge.

Would you like to?
Not particularly.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Yes. It helps.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My hearing, followed closely by my sense of smell. Both are a curse in many ways.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
Never.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Box of paper at work.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Once when I was younger I was chasing my brother and I slipped and fell which knocked the wind out of me. I think I was unconscious for a very brief period of time.

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hell no! I am a worrier and obsess by nature. I’d spend the rest of my life dreading my death and it would ruin everything.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I have no idea!

How do you express your artistic side?
Photography mostly.

What color do you think you look best in?
I used to think it was black but recently discovered chocolate brown and blue. Also army green is nice because of my (fake) auburn hair.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
I’d be dead in 15 minutes.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Probably some bugs and hair, but nothing intentional.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
Heck no.

How often do you go to church?
Never unless there’s a funeral.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
I’m not really sure my ex’s suicide threats in high school count or if I really saved him by listening to him, so the answer is maybe.

Has someone ever saved yours?
Well Joe pulled me out of the water at Discovery Cove last year, I felt as if I was drowning, so that’s the closest I’ve been to death I think.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Oh you mean they pay for that? Damn! ;)

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
No.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Fuck no!

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Nope. I don’t like being restricted from doing something I enjoy.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Nope.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No no no.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not. The only way I would ever take a human life is if my life, or Joe’s life, was in danger and there wasn’t any other choice.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Nope.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Absolutely nothing could get me to give up watching television for a year, especially a paltry $25,000. Two-hundred-fifty million dollars, maybe. Didn’t you read the answer to the question about how many tvs are in our house?

Created by Kevin.

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1. Driver’s seat or passenger seat? Driver’s during the week, passenger’s on the weekends or on trips.

2. What was the first car you owned (could have been purchased by someone else)? Chevy Cavalier.

3. What is the first car you paid for yourself? The car I own now, a Volkswagen Jetta.

4. How many cars are currently housed in your place of residence? How many are still operable? Three and three.

5. If money were not a factor, what kind of car would you own? Probably a BMW; I like the 3-series.

6. If a police investigation was not a factor, what kind of car would you destroy any time you see it? Why? Any car where a fucktard is behind the wheel either wasting my time by going too slowly or putting others at risk by driving recklessly.

7. Does driving in big city traffic fill your veins with adrenaline or your pants with something a bit worse? I don’t mind the expressways too much but anytime I’m on a regular street with lots of traffic I want to hurt people. Especially if it’s hot outside or I can smell cigarette smoke from the other people’s cars.

8. What is your biggest pet peeve regarding driving and/or your fellow drivers? Hmmm … this is a hard one since I have so many driving-related pet peeves. But I guess it would be when I’m on a road going a consistent speed, there are no cars in the lane next to me (or they are further behind me) and some jerk turns onto the road in front of me in MY lane causing me to have to brake to slow down, or change lanes quickly depending on how close I am to the street they’ve just turned off. Then they don’t even speed up to try and prevent me from having to do these things. It’s as if they are completely blind and retarded to boot. I especially love it if they do this and there’s no other cars on the road other than mine.

9. What’s the most expensive traffic ticket you’ve ever received (could be monetary or jailtime)? I’ve never received a traffic ticket.

10. What is the name you’ve given to your current vehicle (be honest, everyone names their car)? My car doesn’t have a name, so you’re wrong, everyone doesn’t name their car!

Taken from Kevin.

1. What curse word do you use the most? Like you don’t know the fucking answer to that one.
2. Do you own an iPod? Nope.
3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most? I don’t.
4. What time is your alarm clock set for? 5:15 a.m.
5. What color is your room? “Tin Lizzy” which is a purple with grey tones. I love it more than I ever thought I would.
6. Flip flops or sneakers? Sneakers are more comfortable, but flip flops are better when it’s really hot, so it depends on the weather.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take it.
8. What was the last movie you watched? In theaters, Mission Impossible 3; on DVD, The Ringer.
9. Do any of your friends have children? Unfortunately, yes.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Of course. Usually Joe.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? All the time lately. Recently it’s been Tylenol PM.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player? Probably some Cure homemade mixes. I haven’t changed the cds in my car since I got XM Satellite radio over six months ago.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? 2% milk, but I rarely drink it, just use it in recipes or cereal. Chocolate milk is good occassionally. Now I want some, thanks.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Nope.
15. Have you ever given someone a hickey? Yes.
16. Who was the last person to call you? Blockbuster to remind me to return the dvd we took out. Ironically enough, I was standing in the Blockbuster at the time and had just returned the dvd after setting off the alarm at the door.
17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Sure. We all do it. Some of us just won’t admit it.
18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? Yep.
19. How many siblings do you have? Two brothers, both younger.
20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? It depends on the situation, but not so much anymore since it’s not about attraction now that I’m married.
21. What movie do you know every line to? The Wedding Singer and A Night At The Roxbury.
22. Do you own any band t-shirts? Yes, I think I have about eight Cure shirts that I no longer wear but cannot part with.
23. What is your favorite salad dressing? “Ranch!” – as said by the Ranch Tooth.
24. Do you read for fun? Yes.
25. Do you cry a lot? Not really, although lately I feel like it more often.
26. Who was the last person to text message you? Probably a friend. They usually don’t since I don’t have a text messaging plan and I’m too cheap to pay 10 cents just for someone to say hi. Call me you lazy bitches.
27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Desktop. I really don’t care for laptops.
28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? Not at all.
29. What is the weather like? Hot and humid.
30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? No, not covered in them. A few here and there is sexy, but that’s it.
31. Is sex before marriage wrong? Not at all. You need to have experiences so you don’t get married and wonder what you might have missed out on. Plus you need to try before you buy.
32. When was the last time you slept on the floor? What is considered slept on the floor? If you mean a mattress on the floor, then probably several years ago. Otherwise never.
33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? At least six.
34. Are you in love or lust? Both.
35. Are your days full and fast-paced? Sometimes, but not this week.
36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Always. It has ruined many possible dinner ideas but it’s not easy keeping the weight off, so it’s necessary.
37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 31.
38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? More than I should be, I’m sure. But hey, if you’re higher up on the corporate ladder than I, you better know the difference between your and you’re.
39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes. Great America in Gurnee, IL. Many many years ago. I have a love hate relationship with rollercoasters.
40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I feel I’ve always had more in common with men, but once you’re married it’s really not acceptable to hang out with guys so now I have mostly female friends.
41. Do you like cottage cheese? Yes.
42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? Almost always my left side (due to acid reflux).
43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay? Yes. Who hasn’t?
44. Do you enjoy giving hugs? Only to Joe.
45. What song did you last sing out loud? Hmmm … not sure, but it was probably a Cure song.
46. What is your favorite TV show? 24 and Scrubs.
47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? Dane Cook. I know, you thought I was going to say Robert Smith of The Cure, didn’t you? I think Dane would be much more fun to have a conversation with though, and I know he’d make me laugh. I have a feeling that while he’d be interesting, Robert would be much more serious. I prefer to laugh.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Good or bad butterflies? ;)
49. What one thing do you wish you had? Unlimited money so we could do the things we enjoy without worrying how it would affect our lifestyle.
50. Favorite lyrics? Primary by The Cure.