I saw this on another blog and said, I like these questions. So here are the answers.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
“Ranch!” – As said by the Ranch Tooth.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I hate to say it, but McDonald’s cheeseburgers and fries cannot be beat. That being said, I only visit less than once a month for health reasons.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Lonestar Steakhouse.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15% – 25%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Market Day chicken stuffed with broccoli and cheese over a bed of white rice.
Name three foods you detest above all others.
Peas, asparagus, sushi.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
It used to be mongolian chicken, but it’s really hard to find a place that does it right, so now it’s sweet and sour chicken.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, cheese and more cheese! Occasionally some garlic too. Mmmmm.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and strawberry jam.
What is your favorite type of gum?
Not sure I really have a fave.
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Not about to count them, but they are mostly doctors, food places and the like. I don’t like talking on the phone.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
No idea. Quite a few.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An abstract design.
What is your screensaver on your computer?
Generic floating Windows XP logo. Too lazy to find something cool.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Maybe …
How many land line phones do you have in your house?
None.
How many televisions are in your house?
Umm … six. Why, is that too many for two people? ;) There’s one in each of the bedrooms, including ours, so that’s three right there. We have the plasma downstairs which is our main tv, and the lcd in the loft for gaming, plus an extra 19″ in the garage. You could say we like our tv.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Blender.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
Trance.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
One but I think I’ve only used it once.
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
Hmmm … Joe says my smile or my boobies, hehehe.
Are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed.
Do you like your smile?
Not really, but others always say it’s nice so what do I know?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My wisdom teeth. That’s it to the best of my knowledge.
Would you like to?
Not particularly.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Yes. It helps.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
My hearing, followed closely by my sense of smell. Both are a curse in many ways.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
Never.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Box of paper at work.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Once when I was younger I was chasing my brother and I slipped and fell which knocked the wind out of me. I think I was unconscious for a very brief period of time.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hell no! I am a worrier and obsess by nature. I’d spend the rest of my life dreading my death and it would ruin everything.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I have no idea!
How do you express your artistic side?
Photography mostly.
What color do you think you look best in?
I used to think it was black but recently discovered chocolate brown and blue. Also army green is nice because of my (fake) auburn hair.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
I’d be dead in 15 minutes.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Probably some bugs and hair, but nothing intentional.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
Heck no.
How often do you go to church?
Never unless there’s a funeral.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
I’m not really sure my ex’s suicide threats in high school count or if I really saved him by listening to him, so the answer is maybe.
Has someone ever saved yours?
Well Joe pulled me out of the water at Discovery Cove last year, I felt as if I was drowning, so that’s the closest I’ve been to death I think.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
No way!
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Oh you mean they pay for that? Damn! ;)
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
No.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Fuck no!
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Nope. I don’t like being restricted from doing something I enjoy.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Nope.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No no no.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not. The only way I would ever take a human life is if my life, or Joe’s life, was in danger and there wasn’t any other choice.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Nope.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Absolutely nothing could get me to give up watching television for a year, especially a paltry $25,000. Two-hundred-fifty million dollars, maybe. Didn’t you read the answer to the question about how many tvs are in our house?
I may just steal this if that’s okay with you.