Everything must go

Joe’s parents had a garage sale this weekend. I was at work yesterday, but I helped them today. Is it any wonder we sold a ton more stuff today than they did yesterday? Like five times more stuff? Yea, I’m taking all the credit. Ok, how about most of it? ;)

Yesterday they just threw stuff on the tables. When we were setting them out today I couldn’t understand why like items were spread across different tables and glass sets were separated instead of together. So I organized the tables by type (toys, clothes, appliances, etc.) and set everything up so that it would capture attention and look appealing. I cleaned some of the items that had gotten dirty as well.

I could tell that my efforts made an effect because items that were previously passed up without notice were being looked at by more people after I rearranged them.

So … what kind of job do you think I could get with my presentation skills? I admit, it was a lot of fun trying to make things more appealing for potential sales.

The only thing I didn’t like was how some people would try to chew down the asking price to the point that I wanted to tell them it was no longer for sale. I always expect some negotiation, especially because we didn’t stick prices on anything, but sometimes it gets ridiculous. There was this one couple who was really pissing me off. We would tell them “those are 50 cents each” and then they’d grab 10 things and say “$3?” and we’d be like, “we’ll give them all to you for $4”, you know, trying to be generous since it should really be $5, but they’d come back with “$3?” No, not $3! The guy from the same couple told me “Too much, too much. Why so much?” when I wouldn’t lower the price on my almost-brand-new $50 Vans from the $10 asking price. He kept harping on me, almost trying to “shame me” for expecting that much. Well don’t buy it. Like I care. This one lady paid the $10 because she knows it was a good deal. They were barely worn and other than the bottoms looked completely brand new. Those people were beyond cheap. Like the garage sale prices aren’t low enough to begin with. I hate selling to those kind of people. I will give the nice courteous people deals just because I don’t feel like they are trying to rip me off.

Anyway, it was really fun hanging out with Joe’s mom. I’ve gotten to the point where I’m so comfortable around her that I say whatever I feel without watching my words. We had fun making fun of people and calling them names. LOL! I’m going to miss her when they move to Arizona next month. :p

Magazine fairy

I’m the resident magazine fairy in my apartment building. Between all of our subscriptions, and the piles of magazines Joe’s mom gives me every week, I’m putting out 10 magazines a day in our foyer by the mailboxes and they are snatched up quite quickly. I get a little kick out of it too. People love free stuff, so it makes me feel good to get them a little excited, you know? Plus don’t you know it’s a waste of time and money to recycle anything except aluminum cans? I’m serious. I’ll write more about this later, or you can watch an episode of that tv show, Bullshit, and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Now it’s time for bed. Don’t forget to watch Conan in a few minutes – Will Ferrell is on! Goodnight.

Weekend Update

Ever have so many things happen in the span of a couple of days that you just don’t feel like writing all the entries to cover it all? Yea, me too, so here’s the longish cliff notes:

Friday we enjoyed some nachos, fried ravioli, baby chocolate covered frozen bananas, etc. at the Taste of Chicago. Once we got home, my copy of the new Cure album had finally arrived, so I listened to it from start to finish. First impression – the songs I hadn’t heard yet don’t move me, and the ones I have already listened to are better live. Around 4pm we went to a barbecue Joe’s friend was having at the house he just bought three weeks ago. Despite it being an older home, I still fell in love with all that space and it just depressed the hell out of me after coming home and looking online at what we can currently afford. On top of that, I just started thinking about all the negative/sad things that have happened to me, which included me really missing my deceased grandparents, and I ended up crying myself to sleep.
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Watch it brain, or I’ll stab you with a q-tip

Ok let’s see here. So far I’ve managed to put the wrong contacts in my eyes (switched the left and right somehow) and looked all around for the cap to the saline bottle, which was already on the bottle. Yea, it’s gonna be a great day with my diminished thinking abilities.

Just one 8 hour day to go before 9 days of non-work, all-Joe all-the-time bliss. :)

Sucky Shopping

Well that totally sucked. A new Meijer store opened in the area earlier this week, so we thought we’d head over there tonight to check it out. We figured it wouldn’t be very crowded at 10 pm. I guess a million other people had the same idea. It totally killed my desire to spend money when I had to push through people just standing in the middle of aisles like they were brain-dead. After walking around fifteen minutes, we left empty-handed. No way were we standing in their long lines.

Since we were out, we did some grocery shopping. It was much quieter at the Jewel and Dominick’s. Unfortunately, shopping for food does nothing to pacify my need for retail therapy, which has been strong this week. I imagine we’ll be hitting the Walmart/Target this weekend. Stupid Meijer shoppers. Take your asses home and put your kids to bed.