Caliente Pockets

I never realized how funny comedian Jim Gaffigan is until I caught Beyond the Pale on Comedy Central last weekend. His hot pockets bit is hilarious!

“Remove from box, insert directly into toilet”.

After that line I started laughing so hard I was crying and not able to breathe. Love it! Now I’m going to have to track down his earlier material. And if he looks a little familiar to you, yes, he plays PJ’s brother, Andy, in My Boys.

Possible replacement

After watching Crank last night (which was ok, but not the best film), I realized that should they decide at some point to kill off Jack Bauer but continue creating new seasons of 24, Jason Statham could be an adequate replacement for the role. I’m not saying I want to see Jack Bauer die, or Kiefer relinquish the role, but there’s only so many more bad days Jack can have before he either retires or dies. Right now it would be a huge mistake because it would hurt the show’s ratings, but down the road if Kiefer decides he no longer wants to work 16 hour days 6 days a week anymore, I could stomach watching Mr. Statham take a stab at it. I really couldn’t imagine anyone else even making an attempt. What do you think?

Kiefer & the WS

I was browsing Cd Universe earlier looking for new music when I clicked over to Video Universe and selected ‘TV on DVD’. The first thing that came up was the first 4 episodes of 24 Season 6. I clicked on Kiefer Sutherland’s name in the cast list and got a list of all the movies he’s been in that are available for purchase. A very perplexing thing was at the end of the list, however:

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Curious, I clicked the button.

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Sweet! Kiefer Sutherland is on my wish list. Does that mean I can buy him?

Kiefer on Men’s Vogue

Cover of Men's Vogue Thanks to Kevin, and his wife’s lust for Kiefer Sutherland, I got a tip that he was on the cover of a magazine I didn’t even know existed – Men’s Vogue. I picked it up from Target yesterday and it had quite the lengthy article. Did you know Kiefer is a real life cowboy? Or that he recently got mugged by gunpoint near his home? I guess he’s no Jack Bauer for real.

Interestingly enough, you can read the entire article online. You just don’t get all the sexy photos. Apparently they need to give you some reason to buy the magazine.

I have to admit, while I’m none too fond of most photos of Kiefer, I do like the cover shot. Probably because it’s air-brushed. And you thought they only did that for female celebrities.