Friday Fill-In

A new meme called Friday Fill-In

1. The last thing I took a picture of was Peanut.

2. Sex is like oxygen; you get too much you get too high, not enough and you’re gonna die. [song lyric]

3. One of my favorite scents is my husband’s chest.

4. My boss makes me laugh ALOT.

5. When I daydream it’s usually about getting away from it all.

6. Lions and tigers and bears oh my! [movie quote]

7. This weekend, I want to file all the paperwork that’s been adding up for months.

There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

I really don’t have much to say, I just needed an excuse to use that hilarious quote from Dwight on The Office as a title. God, I love that show. There are only two shows I truly look forward to watching each week, to the point I would die if I missed an episode, and you already know the first one. The Office is my favorite comedy, followed closely by My Name Is Earl because I love Joy and Crabman. Lately I’ve been watching The Office twice before deleting it from the DVR because I often miss stuff when I can’t stop laughing. The show demands a repeat viewing just to take it all in.

Could Michael make us cringe in embarrassment for him any more? He really topped himself this week at Phyllis’ wedding! And could Jim be any cuter? He has the best facial expressions ever. He conveys so much with body language he rarely has to say much yet you get him. I really hope he wins Pam over eventually, although the tension will be lost and sometimes that’s the best part (Who’s The Boss anyone?).

24: 12:00 pm – 1:00 pm

Ahhh now this was more like it. Lots more Jack Bauer eye candy in this episode. And finally, another kill from Jack. What’s he up to this season now, three people? Lame!

I liked how even as Jack was ordering more pain inducing drugs, he still felt bad for his asshole brother and held onto him as if to comfort him while still demanding answers. I was disappointed he didn’t kill him after he confessed to ordering the hits on David Palmer, Tony and Michelle, however. I think Jack would have done it had his father not been there watching. That seemed to stop him dead in his tracks.

And I just knew dad was going to take out Graem! I just didn’t think it was because he was trying to cover his own ass! I genuinely thought it was because he realized how evil Graem was and felt he had to be stopped once and for all. Just wait until Jack finds out about dear old dad. Not that he’ll do much about it. I just can’t see him torturing his father, let alone killing him.

Let’s hope they let us in on all the back story with the Bauer clan, however. I want to know if it was the affair or something else that lead Jack to separate from dad and bro.

Oh and poor Morris … Joe was right that he’d be the one to reprogram the nukes, just not willingly. I wonder how they will coerce him. I hope they don’t end up killing him. I love that sarcastic fuck even if he still seems an unlikely match for Chloe.

Can we please bring back Audry already?! Sure she was annoying, turning her back on Jack in Season 4 when he needed her most, but they worked it out and he got whisked away to China before they could do so much as exchange I love yous. Jack needs something to look forward to and it better not be newly widowed bitchy blue eyes because she rubs me the wrong way. What she ever saw in Graem, and Jack ever saw in her, is beyond me.

Caliente Pockets

I never realized how funny comedian Jim Gaffigan is until I caught Beyond the Pale on Comedy Central last weekend. His hot pockets bit is hilarious!

“Remove from box, insert directly into toilet”.

After that line I started laughing so hard I was crying and not able to breathe. Love it! Now I’m going to have to track down his earlier material. And if he looks a little familiar to you, yes, he plays PJ’s brother, Andy, in My Boys.

A-Z Meme

I’ve been tagged by Kristi!

A — Available or Married? Married

B — Best Friend? Joe

C — Cake or Pie? Ice cream? Ok, fine, chocolate cake.

D — Drink of Choice? Diet Pepsi.

E — Essential Item? Toilet paper LOL!

F — Favorite Color? Purple

G — Gummi Bears or Worms? It’s funny how already a lot of my answers match Kristi’s because I was going to say Sour Patch Kids. :)

H — Hometown? Chicago, IL

I — Indulgence? Portillo’s beef sandwich with mozzarella, hot peppers and a side of fries.

J — January or February? Both suck equally since it’s so damn cold but I’ll say January since I celebrate my birthday that month.

K — Kids and Names? No thanks

L — Life is incomplete without? The Internet and my camera. And also Joe, obviously.

M — Marriage Date? October 23, 2005

N — Number of Siblings? Two

O — Oranges or Apples? Apples. Galas are my favorite right now.

P — Phobias/Fears? Flying. Or more like crashing.

Q — Favorite Quote? “The further we go, the older we grow, the more we know, the less we show” – The Cure

R — Reason to Smile? Possibilities

S — Season? Spring, followed by Fall

T — Tag 3 People! No thanks, but feel free to participate if you want!

U — Unknown Fact About Me: I’m a lot more sensitive than I lead others to believe.

V — (my choice): Valentine’s Day – I am not prepared!

W — Worst Habit? Picking the skin around my nails. Gross, I know. It’s stress related.

X — (my choice): Xbox 360 – Don’t own one.

Y — Your favorite food? Market day broccoli and cheese stuffed chicken breast on a bed of rice.

Z — Zodiac? Capricorn