Now that the auditions are over at American Idol, I am losing interest in the show. Aren’t those freaks the best? So many delusional people, so little time! I think they show more bad singers than good during the auditions and that’s just fine by me. Everyone talks about how mean the judges are (read: Simon), but I love every minute of it. I LOVE Simon. All he’s doing is putting those people in their place and trying to prevent them from wasting their time. I have to say this to all the parents out there encouraging their kids who can’t hold a tune: You are giving your child false hope. You think you’re being supportive but in actuality you’re being cruel. But please keep it up because I just loooove making fun of your son/daughter. Sometimes it’s the highlight of my week!
Ahem.
I’m not overly excited about the top 24 this year. Last night was two hours of the top 12 guys. Thanks to my wonderful DVR, whom I shall marry one day if Joe ever leaves me, I watched the show in 20 minutes. The only two guys worth pressing play for were Blake Lewis and Chris Sligh (Chris Richardson is cute but boring). Blake took me by surprise last night because I don’t think I heard anything but beat-box from him up until that point, plus he’s definitely the cutest guy in the top 12. As for Chris, I just like him because he has an interesting personality and seems like a really nice person. I hope they both go far.
At one point one of the contestants got on and started singing about something, I really can’t remember what song or who it was now, but there was a reference in the song about being boring and I told Joe that Simon would totally pick that line to rip the guy a new one and he sure did. I could not stop laughing. Oh Simon, you are the best!
The top 12 girls are on tonight. I really hate Antonella. You may remember her as one half of the best friend duo. She seems full of herself while trying to put on an act like she cares. It was awful how her and her best friend screwed over Bailey when rehearsing for the group singing during Hollywood week. Bitches. I am glad Antonella’s b/f didn’t get through after she spent so much time flirting. Plus she denied it as if there wasn’t footage to prove her a liar. What a tool. To take what could be your one shot and to blow it by goofing off? When will those people ever learn? Well, she got what she deserved, didn’t she? Hopefully someone in the girls will stand out. So far I like Gina and Jordin.
My sister went to school with Gina’s sister. I don’t watch AI but I’ve been tempted because I hear they show the families. And her family was WEIRD. Her mother used to come into the store I worked at while in high school and interrogate me and/or brag about her kids. So freaking annoying.