Stupid Celebrities

Has anyone caught an episode of this season’s Surreal Life? The majority of the housemates are retarded, but I am even more embarrassed now to have liked Jordan Knight of The New Kids On The Block. He is such a DORK! It’s like all the confidence he had when he was with the New Kids is completely gone. It’s painful to watch him interact with anyone, and just floors me that as someone in the public eye, he’d be so insecure. Ick. Totally unattractive.

I was flipping through Joe’s copy of Razor when I came across this quote from Halle Berry in the Cutting Remarks section:

“We’ve become so obsessed with beauty and the fountain of youth. I’m really saddened by the way women mutilate their faces today in search of that.”

I don’t think I’ve ever been so pissed off just reading a quote from someone before. It’s so easy for her to say something like that when she’s one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in The World according to People Magazine. I wonder if she’d feel the same way had she been born with a big nose and a flat chest. Cry us a river, Halle. Personally, I think she’s conceited, and I really doubt she cares that people feel bad about themselves when she’s all over the world posing in her perfect dress with that look that says “Look at how hot I am”. I get the impression that she’s really not a nice person. Just call it a gut feeling.

Tattoos

Joe’s niece got a huge tattoo on her back. Am I the only one who doesn’t see the appeal of tattoos on women? Maybe this is sexist, but I find tattoos on guys sexy, but not on women. Joe has an armband tattoo and I love it, but I’d never get one. I guess I just think of tattoos are masculine things. Plus I’m very picky in even the kind of tattoos I like on men. They have to be patterns, not pictures of things or words. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Drivers

People in this state cannot drive to save their lives. Some of my biggest driving-related pet peeves are as follows:

Inching up at a red light, particularly when the other direction of traffic still has a green light. Moving up little by little is not going to make your light turn green any faster. And doesn’t it always seem like the inchers are the ones who seem to respond the slowest when the light does in fact change? I like to make them eat my dust. It always cracks me up when they eventually pass me like they are victorious in some imagined race. Sorry, buddy, but any car can do 120 mph; it’s the acceleration that matters.

Red light blowers are some of the dumbest people I’ve seen. Running a red light is one of the reckless things you can do in a car because you’re putting yourself and everyone else on the road, most notably pedestrians, at risk. For what? To get to work two minutes earlier? Hardly seems worth it to me.

People who tailgate bring out my passive aggressive side. Want to go faster? Go around me. Want to go slower? Then get closer and I will slow down to a crawl until you get so pissed off that you swing around me and flip me off while I laugh my ass off.

People who weave in and out of traffic scare me the most, though. I think these people are a lot more dangerous than people who merely speed. I admit that I do go over the speed limit often. Not excessively, but on many roads it’s almost safer to go faster than the posted limit than get in the way of everyone else who is going too fast. It’s the people who keep changing lanes, like on the expressway, who scare me. They cut over so fast sometimes I’m just waiting for them to hit the wall or another car.

I also don’t get why people pull out from a side street right in front of other cars. This happens to me all the time and I have to slam on my brakes. Are these people that stupid? Can they not tell I’m coming? Same goes for when you’re in the fast lane on the expressway and you’re about to pass someone on the left and suddenly they move over into your lane. Can they not judge the speed of your car, do they just not care, or do they think they are policing you by getting in the way? I personally like to let anyone going fast to get in front of me so they don’t end up tailgating me.

But I would say that one of my biggest pet peeves are people who drive fast and recklessly through parking lots and garages. I don’t know why they think it’s a speedway, but it irritates me. Same goes for driving too fast in a residential neighborhood. There are kids who could be hit by these asshats! I’m always yelling “Slow down!” when they fly past. And then they have the nerve to flip me off.

If it was up to me, it would be a lot harder to get a driver’s license in this country. And don’t even get me started on the number of drunk driving accidents and how it’s always the innocent victims who die while the drunk driver walks away literally unscathed. There’s a special place in hell for those people.

Ranting

Two rants for your pleasure:

I was watching the Food Network and they had some food cooking contest of some sort on. It’s not like I was paying attention. That would require an attention span, which I’m seriously lacking these days. So anyway, I did hear that this one woman was participating again to see if she could win first place for the third time. Ok, maybe I’m out of line here, but my first thought was, “You selfish bitch, give someone else a chance!” How exciting can it really be to win the same award three years in a row? Seems like someone needs to get a life.

Earlier today I came across a weblog where the author was bemoaning her poor credit rating due to running up credit cards and not making payments on time. Oh no, you mean, like, there’s consequences to being irresponsible? No way! Will people just grow up already? I was ready to flame the person who commented that Discover Card is evil. Um, no. The credit cards aren’t evil, you’re just bad with your finances. If you can’t control yourself, don’t blame it on anyone else but yourself. It’s like suing the tobacco companies for getting lung cancer after you’ve smoked for 20 years. Come on, let’s take responsibility for our actions for a change.

I want to write about the cool new *free* service we have through the cable company, but I’m too tired. Maybe tomorrow.

Daylight Savings Time

I’ve already come across a few people complaining about Daylight Savings Time. “We lost a WHOLE hour!” Whine, whine, whine. Would you like some cheese with your whine? What is the big deal? It’s one hour on one day. It’s not like each day suddenly got reduced to 23 hours.

I swear if I catch anyone whining about how their sleep schedule is messed up for the rest of the next week, I will scream. All you had to do was get an extra hour of sleep. Is that really so hard?

Honestly, I think the benefits of DST far outweigh any loss in sleep. The sun is shining even longer and personally, that is a good thing. It’s depressing when it’s dark out. I love the sunlight, especially after suffering through a Winter of missing it cause I’m at work all day and by the time I leave, it’s setting.

If you’re really that upset, just remember that you will get your precious hour back in October.