We’re gonna have a celebration

To coin a phrase often used by Joe’s daughter – Today is the best day ever!

Everything is just coming together in the nicest way. Two fantastic things happened today, although I’m not at liberty to discuss one of them.

What I can tell you – Joe’s divorce is now final. As of today, I am no longer dating a married man. Joe has always been 100% devoted to me, but it’s nice knowing that no woman can lay claim to him, financial or otherwise. He’s all mine now, even in the eyes of the law.

Before we went out to dinner to celebrate, we bought 10 lotto tickets because it’s just one of those rare days where everything is going our way and since things often come in threes, I figured winning 28 million dollars would be a nice way to wrap up such a great day.

I’m really happy for us, and more importantly, Joe. He’s put up with a lot of crap before we got together and he’s finally being repaid for being the wonderful, caring person that he is. He’s getting what he deserves and it’s about time. I hate seeing the nice guy finish last. Not today, though, baby, not today.

And so begins what we’ve been affectionately calling Celebration Weekend.