Un-Real World

Slap me now, I’m watching the season premiere of The Real World: San Diego. Joe and I are wondering two things:

1) Where’s the gay person?
2) What kind of relationship do you have that within ONE day you’re all over your roomate while your unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend of over FOUR YEARS is sitting at home trusting your stupid ass?

Oh, and my question: What the heck are you doing smoking if you have problems with your lungs? Can you say dumb?

The only thing I can figure is that I watch the show because it makes me feel so much better about my own life. These people are pathetic.

Oh, and a note for you, MTV – in the real world people aren’t as good looking as the ones you put on your shows. I want to see some overweight people with bad breath! ;)