I like to eat

Whoa, I feel like I’m going to faint after standing in front of a hot stove. I’m trying this new recipe, enchilada stuffed shells, and it’s in the oven. I’ve managed to consume less than 500 calories today, and work out too. I really want to lose my belly fat before the wedding. Will it happen? If I can keep up the motivation.

But come vacation, skinny or not, we already decided we’re going to eat anything and everything. I figure since we’ll be walking miles every day in the theme parks, it’ll all wash anyway. The sad part is I’m really looking forward to gorging myself. I have a poor relationship with food, I guess. I always seem to appreciate it much more when I’m trying to restrict my intake.

I’m okay; no really

I just noticed that my last few entries were of me complaining about something, but actually I’m pretty happy right now. I just like to vent, you know? The weather is great, we have a weekend to ourselves coming up and we’ll probably get some great photographic opportunities, work is busy, but at least the day flies by, and I’m slowly losing weight. So it’s all good.

And they call that news?

Girl’s Text Messages Save Grandfather’s Life – Am I the only one thinking, “stop text messaging your mom and call 911!”

4 Hurt In Chopper Crash – I like this quote: “The pilot — kudos to him — did a great job of landing and not hitting any cars.” How about kudos to a better pilot who doesn’t hit a sound barrier to begin with?

Grandmother Sues After Buying ‘Grand Theft Auto’ – Yea it’s the fault of the makers of a game rated mature that you didn’t investigate what you bought your grandson. Sexually explicit scenes or not, no 14-year-old should be playing that game.

I swear, people are so stupid these days. I need to move. I hate Chicago.

Poor retail experiences

Yesterday we went to Value City Shitty to exchange some pants we had bought for the girl for a larger size. While Joe was waiting in the returns line, I found some items I wanted to try on.

At the fitting room I told the lady I had four items because you know how they have to track what you bring into the room with those stupid numbered tags even though they never seem to pay attention to how many you bring back out with you.

The lady (she was in her 50’s or 60’s I’m guessing) told me that there were no four cards available at the moment, so I’d have to wait. I kinda just looked at her and didn’t say anything, since that was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard. But after about 30 seconds I asked her, “Can’t you just give me a three and a one instead?” to which she responded, “but then I’ll be all out of 1’s and the next person with one item will have to wait.”

What what what??? Basically she told me that in the off-chance someone came by with only one item, she had to hang onto that card and therefore couldn’t let me into the fitting room until someone came out with a four card. In other words, this imaginary customer who may fail to ever materialize was more important than me even though the last time I checked, I was a living breathing person who just wanted to try on some clothes!

I just looked at her for a moment as I was rendered speechless by her stupidity. I mean really, how do you respond to such moronic reasoning? Then I thought “well screw them if they don’t VALUE my business at VALUE CITY” and I walked away and put all the clothes back on the rack. The stupid woman was still “explaining” herself too; something about her shift almost being over or some crap. As if that’s MY problem.

After we left the store I thought it would have been more appropriate had I thrown the clothes in her face and told her to bite me, but dammit if I’m not polite even when the situation doesn’t warrant it. Not that it would matter. That woman couldn’t care less if I ever go back there again (and I won’t). I’m writing a letter to the store manager to give him or her a piece of my mind because that kind of “customer service” is anything but and I think something needs to be said about it. I don’t expect anything to come of it, but I’m tired of taking that kind of shitty service with a smile.

Has something like that ever happened to you, my readers, before? I’ve NEVER had something so stupid like that happen to me. Then again, I’ve never shopped at Value Shitty before either, so that could be part of the problem.

So then (oh yes, it doesn’t end there, it just picks up at another store) I went to Payless to return a pair of shoes and exchange another and I waited, unacknowledged, at the counter for a few minutes while this woman finished doing whatever it was that she had to do that was more important than taking care of a customer or at least saying “Hi, I’ll be with you in one moment.” And then she had the audacity to sigh and ask “How can I help you?” as if I was such an inconvenience by being there.

I see why people would rather shop in stores like Marshall Fields and Carson’s. They may be more expensive, but at least you get treated like a valued customer instead of an annoying insect.

Incidentally, I just called Value City to try and get the store manager’s name and NO ONE answered the phone. Nice.

Crappy tv & movies

I made the mistake of recording an episode of My So Called Life on the DVR last week. As cute as I think Claire Danes can be, that show was just way too much cheese for me to take. It was so After School Special-ish I wanted to gag. I can see now why it was cancelled, but I don’t understand why there was so much protesting when it happened. Maybe it’s one of those shows that seemed good at the time, but later on felt really dumb to be watching.

I have a few shows that I loved but would be embarrassed to watch now, like Party of Five, Knight Rider, Punky Brewster, or any of the Care Bear movies. I made the mistake of buying two Benji movies on dvd a few years ago only to realize Benji was only cool when I was a kid.

I felt obligated to watch the entire episode, though, because I can’t usually stop in the middle of something. I can stop reading a book that sucks, but not something I am watching.

Incidentally, don’t ever ever ever watch a movie called A Dirty Shame (not to be confused with A Low Down Dirty Shame). I am not a prude by any means, but the premise for the movie sounds a lot more interesting than the actual carrying out of the plot. Seeing as how I enjoyed Tracy Ullman in I Love You to Death, I was disappointed she did such an awful film. I was embarrassed for her, Selma Blair, Chris Isaak, and Johnny Knoxville as well for thinking it would be a good idea to star in this terrible terrible film.

I shouldn’t have been surprised, however, considering it was written and directed by John Waters, also known for the awful films Hairspray, Pecker and Cry-Baby. I’m sorry if you enjoy pointless films with cheesy acting that isn’t even funny but I don’t. I’d rather watch National Lampoons Dorm Daze, and Dorm Daze II when it comes out. At least their stupid plots are actually amusing.